a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
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There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
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You brought string cheese to the strip club
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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