he puts the penis in happiness.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
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I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
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I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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