i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
is wine microwaveable?
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
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We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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