Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
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we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
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I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
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