It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
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You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
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The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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