bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
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Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
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He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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