what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
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No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
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Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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