It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
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random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
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She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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