mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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