People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
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Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
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I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
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