I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
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i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
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Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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