i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
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Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
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Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
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