White coat. Heels.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
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Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
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Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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