How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
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afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
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Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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