im gay
i know
yea but for you.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
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And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
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There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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