bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
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I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
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You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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