I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
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He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
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This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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