Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
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We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
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One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
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