This is not my ceiling
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
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You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
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You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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