is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
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We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
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Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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