i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
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I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
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Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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