Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
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is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
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This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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