no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
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at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
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My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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