You work out of a Hotel?
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
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