I wannas sexs uuuuu
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
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Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
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I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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