shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
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I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
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Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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