she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
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and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
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Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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