she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
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He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
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You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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