at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
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I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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