He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I just found puke in my bra..
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
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Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
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COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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