I'm drive I can fine osifer
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
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I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
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No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
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