hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
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We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
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He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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