No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
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We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
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The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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