Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
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I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
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we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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