Got a toothbrush?
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
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But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
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I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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