There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
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That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
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Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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