Define "chronic" masturbator.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
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Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
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Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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