i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
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How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
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The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
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