i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
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I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
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Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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