He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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