Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
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You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
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I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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