Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
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Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
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which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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