I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
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She fuckin peed on me
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I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I deserve to be covered in dicks
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Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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