WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
I just threw up on my dentist
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
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