Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
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This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
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I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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