Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
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Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
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I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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