Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
Randomize