Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
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just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
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thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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