ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
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We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
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I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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