She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
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my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
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we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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